Just couldn't resist

Last Tuesday, President Bush got off the helicopter Marine 1 on the lawn in front of the White House, carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The Marine guard snaped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, sir."

The President responded, "These are not just pigs; these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi."

Again, the Marine snaped to attention, saluted, and said, "Excellent trade, sir."