Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Can you really do that?

My sister-in-law sent me this cute ditty about home schooling sung to the tune of the Twelve Days of Christmas. I’d love to give credit where credit is due, so if anyone knows where this is from please let me know.

14 DAYS OF HOME SCHOOL

On the 1st day of home school my neighbor said to me,

"Can you home school legally?"

On the 2nd day of home school my neighbor said to me,

"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"

On the 3rd day of home school my neighbor said to me,

"Do you give them tests?
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"

On the 4th day of home school my neighbor said to me,

"What about PE?"
"Do you give them tests?"
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"

On the 5th day of home school my neighbor said to me,

"YOU ARE SO STRANGE!"
"What about PE?"
"Do you give them tests?"
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"

On the 6th day of home school my neighbor said to me,

"How long will you home school?"
"YOU ARE SO STRANGE!"
"What about PE?"
"Do you give them tests?"
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"

On the 7th day of home school my neighbor said to me,

"Look at what they're missing!"
"How long will you home school?"
"YOU ARE SO STRANGE!"
"What about PE?"
"Do you give them tests?"
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"

On the 8th day of home school my neighbor said to me,

"Why do you do this?"
"Look at what they're missing!"
"How long will you home school?"
"YOU ARE SO STRANGE!"
"What about PE?"
"Do you give them tests?"
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"

On the 9th day of home school my neighbor said to me,

"They will miss the prom!"
"Why do you do this?"
"Look at what they're missing!"
"How long will you home school?"
"YOU ARE SO STRANGE!"
"What about PE?"
"Do you give them tests?"
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"

On the 10th day of home school my neighbor said to me,

"What about graduation?"
"They will miss the prom!"
"Why do you do this?"
"Look at what they're missing!"
"How long will you home school?"
"YOU ARE SO STRANGE!"
"What about PE?"
"Do you give them tests?"
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"

On the 11th day of home school my neighbor said to me,

"I could never do that!"
"What about graduation?"
"They will miss the prom!"
"Why do you do this?"
"Look at what they're missing!"
"How long will you home school?"
"YOU ARE SO STRANGE!"
"What about PE?"
"Do you give them tests?"
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"

On the 12th day of home school my neighbor said to me,

"Can they go to college?"
"I could never do that!"
"What about graduation?"
"They will miss the prom!"
"Why do you do this?"
"Look at what they're missing!"
"How long will you home school?"
"YOU ARE SO STRANGE!"
"What about PE?"

"Do you give them tests?"
"Are they socialized?"
"Can you home school legally?"

On the 13th day of home school, I thoughtfully replied,

"They can go to college."
"Yes, you can do it!"
"They'll have graduation!"
"We don't like the prom!"
"We do it 'cause we like it."
"They are missing nothing."
"We'll home school forever."
"WE ARE NOT STRANGE."
"We give them PE."
"And we give them tests!"
"They are socialized!"
"And we home school legally!"

On the 14th day of home school, my neighbor said to me,

"How can I get started?"
"Why didn't you tell me?"
"Where do I buy curriculum?"
"When is the next conference?"
"WILL PEOPLE THINK WE'RE STRANGE?"
"I think we can do this if you help us!"
"Can we join PE?"
"And we'll home school legally."