Yes, I like Lee’s forecast better but I also believe it - see, he's more in touch with the climate. Read this from the official Gen. Lee website:
“Every year, General Beau Lee, Ph.D. awakens to the ringing of the antique bell outside his "Weathering Heights" mansion, where he lives in touch with the elements year 'round - unlike his pampered counterpart in Pennsylvania who lives in a climate-controlled environment in the town library where he is fed dog food and ice cream. That's why Beau can claim a 94% accuracy rating while the pampered impostor can only manage 85%.”
How ‘bout them apples? Good ol’ Beau has been right more than Phil.
I don’t think I’ll put my coats away any time soon, though.
Now, to be completely fair, I just read in today's paper that yet another rodent -- this one named Woody -- hails from Detroit and also is a weather prognosticator. His vote came down with P. Phil's, unfortunately, and I didn't see anything about his accuracy. Perhaps they made it up?
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