You know those people who can hear the sentence, “Her bedroom
is 10x12,” and instantly know how much furniture will fit in said room? Or the people who hear, “It’s about 30 feet
away,” and know how far away “it” actually is? Sean is one of those people. I
am not. Not by a long shot.
I am beyond spatially challenged. I often put on an
after-dinner show for my family, called, “Watch Christy Pick the Tupperware.” I
go through two or three before I find one that’s the right size for the
leftovers. (Part of the show is me talking to myself: "Do you think this one will work?") I cannot imagine the size of anything based on measurements; I have
to ask Sean, “So what room is that like in our house?” But the worst
part of my disorder is I am incapable of cutting evenly anything in a pan. I can’t space things and generally have some really big slices and some really small ones.
It's the pre-dinner show.
It's the pre-dinner show.
But last week, breakthrough! I cut an entire pan of
brownies perfectly! I was so impressed with myself that I took pictures! I wasn’t
sure Sean would get home in time to see my masterpiece, so I had to have proof.
Because trust me, he wouldn’t have believed it.
I was so excited! I even styled it like I'd made it for a food magazine:
Okay, so it's not a great picture or even very styled, but you cannot belive how impressed I was with myself.
You have to celebrate the small victoires.
Anyone else have this disorder? And why hasn't someone come up with a cutting thingy that's the shape of a 9x13 or an 8x10 pan so you don't have to use a single blade? Sounds like something I should invent...
We also play the "Let's Watch Mom Pick Tupperware" game after dinner. I fail. Every. Single. Time.
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